What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 10:49

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Why does my ex boyfriend do this?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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share office space ...
Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds Officially Reveals Nickelodeon Collaboration - Nintendo Life
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Long-dead NASA satellite suddenly emits massive radio burst - Chron
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Study finds creature that may hold the key to bring limb regeneration to humans - WKRC
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Mark Hughes dissects how Verstappen's win bid imploded - The Race
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Rotation Notes: Scherzer, Stroman, Imanaga, Eovaldi - MLB Trade Rumors
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
15 Retinol-Rich Foods To Stimulate Collagen - Vogue
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...